The Click Splinter

When your cock slips off your computer mouse and briefly rubs over the piece of balsa wood that you use as a mouse pad and in turn gives your penis tip a splinter

I can not describe how pleasant the click splinter was and how unpleasant my mom's mexican wedding planner can be and is

by CrippleDOGS January 06, 2011

Click Nigga

A lowlife person, most notably a social media whore, who pounces upon any tidbit of pop culture reference without expounding on why the the subject of their reference is relevant beyond that of the title.

Damn, look at all the click niggas on YouTube once Avengers: Endgame surpassed Avatar as highest grossing film of all time.

by Ready2bSteady July 22, 2019

One-click

to knock someone out with one punch

"Hey Steve, I just one-clicked that kid"

by tiny43093 March 06, 2010

The click

"My pussy can do the click"

For when my girlfriend says "my pussy can do the click"

by the clickity clicker April 21, 2024

Click clacking

To work on a computer or phone

I spent all day at work click clacking.

by dmbpoetic November 30, 2011

Oscar Martinalebellebolalele*click click*tinez

The czehican Jack Nicholson Elf boi

Do you know the boi Oscar Martinalebellebolalele*click click*tinez

by Papa Sunday January 19, 2018

fuck the click

when you don't want to listen to the click but to the music

I was rehearsing with Damon and suddenly he started yelling 'FUCK THE CLICK' he got really mad at me for using the click for counting, he wanted me to use the music instead.

by oasis freak March 14, 2021