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crap cars that handle like boats and have the worst possible volumetric efficiency. Driven by hicks and soccer moms. The kinda car (truck) driven by careless soccermoms who hit your door when they open theirs and/or leave square marks in your bumper from trying to park while on the cell phone.
at stoplight: Chevy revs to 5K anb blows headgasket. Rice boy revs to 8K and blows doors off of chevy.
chevy by toy boy September 19, 2004
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chevy cobalt 

A car , better looking in 2 door. Driven by either a smart intelligent good looking guy or a female cop. Looks preferably better in orange or yellow. Can also double as a taxi cab when driver is drunk. Nationally known as the "Pussy magnet"
Its a mercedes, no a lamborgini, no a ferrrari....No guys thats a chevy cobalt.
chevy cobalt by billy bobth December 20, 2007

its time to kickass and chew bubble gum im all out of gum 

A phrase Duken Nukem says in the 1996 hit Duke Nukem 3d in the third episode of the game, Shrapnel city. Meaning that its time to kickass and chew bubblegum; but because theres no bubblegum left the ass kicking is going to be twice as hard.
its time to kickass and chew bubble gum im all out of gum

Chew my meat 

A phrase used to describe the act of sucking on a penis. "Meat" meaning the muscular parts of the shaft, and "Chew" meaning to suck, or orally fixate.
I get a kick out of telling bitches to chew my meat.
Chew my meat by Ahkmed January 12, 2008
Acronym for: Can Hear Every Valve Yell.
Mostly unreliable. Can be found up on blocks anywhere.
A lot of people lease their Chevys. That way they'll get the two years of useful life from it, and not pay the tremendous repair bills.
Chevy by tradesman May 11, 2003
smokeless tobacco, mostly used down south and in the mid west. you will see most farmers, cowboys, rednecks, and hicks with one in. it goes between your bottom, cheek, and sometimes top lip between your gums. it contains fiber glass in some instances and is very good tasting depending on what flavor you get. Goes good after playing with your girls happy lips.
"Did you see Mr. Rogers today in ag class. He had the biggest fucking chew i have ever seen in." student 1

"Fucking right. I could use some of that sweet shit right now too. I have to go get my girls happy lips started."
chew by snuff king April 23, 2003

Cheeky Chew 

Basically just a blow job having a cheeky chew
Cheeky Chew by slim83 March 31, 2009