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Capitalism

The act of typing in Caps Lock, or the act of capitalizing the first letter of each word in a sentence.
sHUT UP YOU DAMN LOWERCASEIST, CAPITALISM IS HUMAN NATURE!
by Ace of Fours July 23, 2022
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GanBJraSTa CaPitaL

Generation's and BENNINGFIELD Jr as the ALMIGHTY capital of little Rock ReLbJrALoods IN RED DOUBJRAGS and rELBJraLUDS in BLUE DOUBJRAGS. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ.
I invented and made and created GANBJrASTA capital. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq November 8, 2021
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capitalism

Capitalism is a pedagogical inquiry into the question of whether it is ethical to act in one's interest...

Capitalism transcends the first ethical question by concluding that it is ethical to trade one's desires to self-interest with outside entities.

Capitalism draws its conclusions on the ethics of self-interest by assuming the desire to self-interest can be divided into discrete supply-demand ratios.

It is erroneously stated that communism ended the right of kings.
Capitalism--a supply/demand ratio that arose after the earth became too fallow to allow the serf-lord feudal system to continue--was the system that ended the divine right of kings.

This is because Adam Smith was a continental philosopher not an analytical philosopher.
by deepchurch April 25, 2022
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Capitalism

The most disgusting, revolting, sickening, repulsive, repellent piece of shit.

An ideology where the rich get richer and the poor remain poor, inherently exploitative, alienating, unstable, unsustainable, and creates massive economic inequality, commodifies people, and is anti-democratic and leads to an erosion of human rights and national sovereignty while it incentivises imperialist expansion and war, and that it benefits a small minority at the expense of the majority of the population, which is no different than slavery.
by Lenin, Stalin, Mao Zedong August 3, 2023
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BEJROVBREAST BEJROVBOOTY GanBJraStas capital

A board game that is played like checkers comes with 5 BJS and sangs and 8 GanBJrastas and 1 black ninja ๐Ÿฅท and 1 crime boss. Player 1 will have to choose the BJS and player 2 will have to choose the GanBJrastas and the black ninja and the crime boss. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
I invented and made and created the board game BEJROVBREAST BEJROVBOOTY GanBJraStas capital. Banging backwards by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
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GanBJrasta capital

Generation's and BENNINGFIELD Jr as the ALMIGHTY capital of Arkansas g capital.by lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ. Generation's and BENNINGFIELD Jr African set's terrorized America ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior.
I invented and made and created GANBJrASTA capital. G capital.by lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐ŸŒŽ.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq November 7, 2021
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Capital Gains Tax

CGT is a tax levied on the profit when individuals (except Angela Rayner MP) sell an asset.
That Angela Rayner, I've heard she's a big Maggie Thatcher fan, being particularly impressed with Maggie's 1980 Housing Act, which enabled council house tenants to buy (and sell) their council house. Hang on, I hear Rayner has not only broken electoral law by saying she is registered as living at said council house, but is in fact living down the road with husband and kids. She has also failed to pay capital gains tax on the profit made when she sold the council house.
On well, good on her! Hold on a minute, what's her role in the current Labour government - Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government - NO !!!!! You've got to be pulling my plonker!
by Wasitpolad October 13, 2024
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