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Buying a monkey

A situation in which someone who has recently come into a very large sum of money goes and buys weird, unusual, or taboo things, simply because they can. The phrase itself is derived from Michael Jackson, who bought a pet chimpanzee named Bubbles in the 80's following the success of his album Thriller.
Person 1: I've just fucking won 20 million in the lottery

Person 2: Man, that's a lot of money, what are you going to buy?

Person 1: I'm buying a monkey.
by rollacethejazzmaster September 5, 2021
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Coach Buys Homes

Coach Buys Homes is a locally owned home-buying company that helps West Virginia homeowners sell their properties quickly and hassle-free. They specialize in buying houses as-is for cash—no repairs, no cleanup, and no commissions. Whether you’re dealing with an inherited home, a vacant property, a fixer-upper, or just need to sell fast, they offer a simple, transparent process that puts you in control. Based in Charleston WV, they serve the greater Kanawha Valley and surrounding areas with honesty, speed, and local care.
Coach Buys Homes are like the easy button when selling your house in Charleston WV
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2 girls buy you a green shirt

They are most likely bi sexual and want to do a threesome
Sally and Jen these 2 girls buy you a green shirt then we fucked
by Jollygreenjoyride September 24, 2023
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Buy weed online

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by buy weed online July 2, 2020
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Buy a

Buy a Stupid Neck gaitor for you cat steve, buy a Mug Mug for you facebook friend trump, Buy a fucking mask for your Monkey dreme, and yeah thats it
BUY A STOOPID MASK FOR YOUR CAT MOAN
by Kayla Bayla June 22, 2021
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Buy Adderall Online

Adderall is a trendy medication in the United States. It is a combination of drugs for the treatment of attention deficit hyperactivity disorder. People with Narcolepsy may also buy Adderall online or from a street store. It is a prescription stimulant with addictive properties and effects similar to meth. Because of its strong potential, this medication is available for sale only on some specific stores. Sometimes, patients may find it difficult to buy this combination drug from street stores. In such conditions, it is not a bad idea to buy Adderall online.
by buyadderallonline February 26, 2021
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Buy car drunk

When you are so drunk that you buy a car and don't realise you did until the next day.
You did what!! Fuck you must have been buy car drunk!!!
by Pocketjem September 15, 2019
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