Kist bump

Kiss your knuckle before a fist bump

Fist bumps are too impersonal, handshakes are too formal, and high fives are hard to orchestrate. Kist bumps are the future.

"Bump me bro"
"What are you gay? Make it a kist bump!"

by Tricampus16 November 29, 2012

bump the funk

Another way of saying your masterbating

Guys I need to bump the funk I'll be back

by Billy22734 January 17, 2018

DVR Bump

When a barely passable television show is considered a success by having it follow an established program that is often recorded.

Doug: "That show Chicago Code is so god awful the only reason it's survived this long into the season is because it's getting the DVR bump from House."

Frank: "....who are you and why are you holding my family hostage?"

by Honden May 9, 2011

bumping steaks

the act of, or willingness to, engage in sexual relations with one of the opposite sex; the accidental or intentional contact of sexual organs

"I would totally bump steaks with that slut in the jeans over there."
"Whoops, we just bumped steaks. *No homo."
"We're totally bumping steaks right now."
"I would bump HER steaks."

*If neccesary

by regal101 September 16, 2010

Pud Bumping

When 2 men thrust flaccid penis' to each other.

Hey Mike, do you wanna go hunting? Sure Charlie, I would love to go Pud Bumping!

by Bug Tudley November 7, 2020

Waffle Bumps

Placing your cocaine into the crispy, golden traps of a waffle before taking a bump.

Noraa loves putting his cocaine into the tiny squares on a waffle before taking a morning bump, Yay waffle bumps!

by TheLemming November 15, 2015

make bumps

have sex. variant of bump uglies

Bill and Kelly are totally gonna make bumps on your mom's bed at the party tonight

by blah101010 September 5, 2010