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by randoimdasdasd May 29, 2023
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Bruce Willis

A term for a terrible preformance during sex, either in acting (like faking an orgasm) or with doing something very dumb.
You completely Bruce Willis’d that officer, now you’re going to, uh, jail I guess. I wonder what situation someone would even say this in, anyway. Matter of fact I wonder why I expended the effort to type this out. A waste of my time. You probably clicked away halfway through this and if you didn’t it’s because you don’t wanna stop reading any of these posts after you start them. You know what? Exit this tab. Get off of here. Go do something else othef than reading shitty Urban Dictionary definitions. I should. It’s almost 2AM where I’m at. My sleeping pattern is super unhealthy right now, I really shouldnt prolong it by being on my phone right now. I’m gonna get some sleep. Maybe that will help me.
by Dr Cyan July 25, 2018
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Bruce

An old Scottish measurement for fermented dog crap.
It takes two measure of Bruce to start a decent bonfire.
by emcinto0 July 4, 2022
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Bruce Masson

A god who can do whatever he likes. Whenever he likes
Bruce Masson is a god ahhh scary god man doing crab walk at speed of light. I’m dead now because Bruce is op
by Jimmmmru May 2, 2022
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Bruce

Bruce is a small human who no matter what she does you let her off cus she’s cute
Bruce is running round the house again
by Woahhhhhhhaahha April 17, 2024
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Bruce

by Jdubs777 June 1, 2022
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Bruce

Brucr will drive you wild, he is the most caring, loving, deep, devoted boyfriend in the entire universe. Bruces are the kind of people who could come into your life in two seconds and leave a mark. An over-analyzer, and very stubborn, but he will admit defeat when he has to. Likes to drive girls crazy, apparently. Easy to fall in love with. Hard to figure out. Big nature guy and weirdly into rock formations.
Friend: Ouu look at the scenery
Bruce: Must be a sedimentary rock
by Best dude out there November 23, 2021
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