A customary shot (or two) of hard whiskey consumed right after waking up, usually to calm the massive hangover from a night of drinking.
by Scatmanjahn July 23, 2020
A grey and/or drizzly day that is likely to put anyone off going outside or doing anything productive.
I was supposed to leave for work by now but it's a bit of a wet breakfast out there and I don't think I can face it.
by erkod March 05, 2017
by cold cut February 11, 2004
When one's titties closely resemble a large brown pancake with sausage protruding out of the middle. When the commonly know pancake titty and sausage nips morph together to form a grotesque adaptation of the female fun bags.
Dude I was finna bone Bonquisha till I saw dem breakfast titties, I didn't know waffle house had a topless menu.
by zoophile gang July 16, 2012
by ben&kelly May 01, 2014
When she runs out of cream cheese for her bagel and she provides a blowjob on the toilet before you get in the shower to spread on her bagel.
Girl 1: I'd rather have an Alabama Breakfast then a dry bagel.
Girl 2: Me too, I had an Alabama Breakfast yesterday. The key is to get the "cream cheese" in the freezer for a few minutes.
Girl 1: Great idea. The warm "cream cheese" always throws me off.
Girl 2: Me too, I had an Alabama Breakfast yesterday. The key is to get the "cream cheese" in the freezer for a few minutes.
Girl 1: Great idea. The warm "cream cheese" always throws me off.
by BlueNote August 07, 2013
...you know.
This morning I ate breakfast with my wife... and her sister... and her mom.
Samantha needs to dump her boyfriend and stop eating breakfast off the kiddie menu if you know what I mean...
Yesterday my wife made me breakfast in bed... it was DELICIOUS!!!
Samantha needs to dump her boyfriend and stop eating breakfast off the kiddie menu if you know what I mean...
Yesterday my wife made me breakfast in bed... it was DELICIOUS!!!
by Head Chef June 10, 2009