Boob Warp

When, whilst looking at a ladies breasts, you become trapped in a timewarp, missing what it was she was saying, causing you to respond to something irrelevant.

"I was trapped in a Boob Warp man, ended up asking what her name was 3 times"

by Baron of Oxford October 26, 2011

smart boobs

small breasts like a smart car is to a regular sized car

Guy1: Whoa that chick has small boobs!
Guy2: Yeah that chick has smart boobs

by Lagoona January 10, 2011

Boob Icons

Perfect breasts (o)(o)
Silicone breasts ( + )( + )
Perky breasts (*)(*)
Big nipple breasts (@)(@)
A cups o o
D cups { O }{ O }
Wonder bra breasts (oYo)
Cold breasts ( ^ )( ^ )
Lopsided breasts (o)(O)
Pierced Breasts (Q)(O)
Hanging Tassels Breasts (p)(p)
Grandma's Breasts \ o /\ o /
Against The Shower Door Breasts ( )( )
Android Breasts | o | | o |
Mamogram Breasts (_)(_)
Martha Stewart's Breasts ($)($)

And God created woman and she had 3 breasts. He then asked the woman, "Is there anything you'd like to have changed?"
She replied, "Yes, could get rid of this middle breast?"
And so it was done, and it was good.
Then the woman exclaimed as she was holding the third breast in her hand," What can be done with this useless boob?"
And God created man.

by Weasel June 21, 2004

Holocaust Boobs

Boobs that you feel ashamed to look at. Like in Schindler's list during the shower scene.

1:There's a lot of boobs in Schindlers list.
2:Ya but you can't look at them they're Holocaust Boobs

by BigRed9769 July 10, 2009

boob fever

boob fever: noun: to go to a strip club and not want to leave

ive got boob fever.. lets go to zeldas

by damo damo November 2, 2003

boob assisted

To have unfairly achieved something purely through the possession of large breasts despite lack of relevant knowledge or skills.

Jenny got given the last bagel just by sticking her breasts out, stupid boob assisted hussy.

With her double D breasts, Clarissa was a shoe in for the job. Boob assistance does it again!

by pry January 26, 2005

boob terrorism

The act of harrassing a woman by starring at her boobs for at least 40 minutes

"Are you ok dude? you've been starring for like 20 minutes"
"It's ok, i'm boob terrorizing now"
"boob terrorism...all time low"

by j to the eremy August 29, 2006