twelve and a bucket

Extremely large male genitalia, i.e. a 12-inch-long dick with a bucket-sized scrotum.

Rock: Bessy, you can't handle me.
Bessy: I damn well could, what are you packing?
Rock: Twelve and a bucket.
Bessy: (Prodding Rock's crotch with foot) Oh my!

by The Bogeyman October 28, 2013

redneck ice bucket

Pulling out the bottom of your t-shirt to create a 'pouch' for holding ice dispensed from a machine. Utilized when a bucket or other receptacle is not abailable.

Don couldn't find an ice bucket in the hotel room, so he utilized his redneck ice bucket to bring some back to the room.

by DLRCFS November 12, 2015

Onion Shit Bucket

Take one large onion, cut the top off, remove core while leaving the outer skin intact. Carefully shit into the onion and then bake at 350°F for 45 minutes or until the shit is bubbly and warm. Immediately serve to your friends.

Hey guys, I baked you dinner! Enjoy a homemade Onion Shit Bucket, this one has extra corn!

by Maxwell Haus September 29, 2018

Bends my bucket

When something is frustrating.

I spent two days on this painting and my teacher gave me a C! That really bends my bucket.

by bleedbleed March 19, 2019

I has a Bucket 2

A waste of time

I has a Bucket 2 is a waste of time

by I has a Bucket 2 May 24, 2019

Scooting the bucket

When your husband makes you do his chores

He was scooting the bucket this morning when he forgot to take out the garbage.

by M.Noodle December 30, 2021

I has a bucket

The best site on the internet ever.
It contains someone stealing a poor animal's bucket.

one day he'll get it back, one day...

animal: I has a bucket.
person: grabs bucket
literally every single living being in existence: NOOOOOOO THEY BE STEALING MY BUCKET

by TheDumbAssGuy March 29, 2022