Skip to main content

dried roast beef

Dried out, rotten vagina, many like the ones of slutty people.
by Lester October 29, 2003
mugGet the dried roast beef mug.

hong kong beef slab

The Hong Kong Beef Slab involves taking a woman and ramming a large prime cut of uncooked grade D prime meat up her asshole. After this you proceed to pound her until you have to blow ur load into her ass. At this point you combine your load, the grade D meat, and her explosive diarhea in her stinkhole. Then you pull out a machete and chop her lower torso and mail her to Hong Kong for all the HongKongians to enjoy consuming.
Last night i was suckin Ra-Hondas tits when she dropped a spoon on the floor. this infuriated me and thus I gave her the Hong Kong beef slab. Then I mailed the goods to my boy Shanghai Sloppy Bong Dong. He LOVED ITTTT
by ralph cucumber April 1, 2009
mugGet the hong kong beef slab mug.
Related Words

beef bazooka

She was highly receptive to my beef bazooka.
by The Fat Man November 24, 2007
mugGet the beef bazooka mug.

Beef Dripping

When a woman is so aroused that her vaginal juices drip on the floor.
Steve: Mate, Debbie is wet as fuck.

Dave: Yeah mate, beef dripping.

Steve: Get out the mop mate.
by davecrokeisafuckingcunt January 3, 2010
mugGet the Beef Dripping mug.

beef tips

when a male has accumulated fatty tissue around the breast area, making the breasts and nipples protrude just a little bit, like beef tips. Very similar to "bitch tits" or "man boobs" but they have their own distinct style. Most often found on guys who are neither skinny nor obese, just a bit pudgy.
Many people think Phil Mickelson has bitch tits, but he clearly has a bad case of beef tips.

Shane used to be skinny, but then he went to college and the Taco Bell and beer diet resulted in his rapid development of beef tips.
by mosquitovalentine April 21, 2010
mugGet the beef tips mug.

Beef Salad

A messy sexual act between Two Bears and a Hipster
They glanced in his direction, he blushed. A beef salad was inevitable.
by BankSi August 21, 2011
mugGet the Beef Salad mug.

beef thief

A man who wears pants that are too tight.
Bill: "Hey man, check out that dude in the biker shorts."

Lance: "Oh, man! He's a total beef thief!"
by print humor August 19, 2009
mugGet the beef thief mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email