Butterscotch yo

An underage chick

(you see a girl and say to your friend) "that girl is clearly butterscotch yo"

by Casper&telly November 30, 2009

butterstick

A man whose penis can only get semi-erect.

Sarah forgot to pack Zak's Viagra, so he was a total butterstick all weekend.

by spindoctor September 16, 2005

Butterscotch Sundae

When a man takes a woman out to Dairy Queen, orders a hamburger, and eats with laxitives. He orders the female a chocolate ice cream sundae, and when she is done, the male poops into the cup, and they eat it with spoons like a "Butterscotch Sundae"

Examples -

"Boy Beau, you should have seen the size of this butterscotch sundae that Twyla and I ate last night"

"Man I hate that couple, I wish they eat a butterscotch sundae and die!"

Employee: Welcome to Dairy Queen, may I take your order?"
Customer: "I'll have a butterscotch sundae please."
Employee: "Sure thing!"
Customer "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING??!!"

by Jesus Robot December 28, 2007

Butterspine

A former friend who moves in on your territory and steals friends/followers.

"She opened a store across the street and hired all your employees? What a butterspine."

by JinjoJess December 9, 2008

butterscotch disk-aholic

a person who is addicted to butterscotch disks

Honcho bought Amy a bag of butterscotch disks. Ever since, she's been eating them non-stop. I'm concerned she's a butterscotch disk-aholic.

by chuck tattletale February 12, 2009

Bitter Butthurt

Someone who's moody and bitchy and cynical.

Stop your bitching, you bitter butthurt!

by The Crumpetts April 8, 2009

Bitter Clingin'

A way to describe vaginal mucous that clings to untrimmed pubic hair.

Roger went down on her, and she was bitter clingin' something nasty.

by gbdawg May 2, 2016