queff biscuit

When a girl try's to crop dust you but fails and makes it the loudest fart ever that will burst your ear drums and will make your nose holes quiver

So we were all praying and this shelly made the biggest queff biscuit you will ever hear in your life

by Dhyerid January 17, 2016

Biscuit Giver

Someone who gives really shitty presents for birthdays and Christmas, that have no actual use or relation to the individual receiving gifts

"don't invite javannie for secret santa, she's the worst biscuit Giver of them all!!!"

by Givre December 13, 2019

Popeye’s Biscuit

the driest fucking piece of bread you ever gonna eat, you gonna be choking harder than ever if you don't drink something

“That Popeye’s biscuit was dry as fuck!” “Pass the water you thirsty hoe!”

by biscuitlover69 August 21, 2019

Cum Biscuit

Someone who loves to consume huge amounts of your semen at a fast rate just like a sponge

Jessica is such a Cum Biscuit!

by Fuzzy Cactus February 2, 2020

Dirt Biscuit

A fat, dry, crusty turd. Usually one that’s hard to push out. Requires considerable grunt.

My ass is a bit tender after that dirt biscuit.

I need to get hydrated cause I’ve been birthing dirt biscuits for a few days.

by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020

biscuit cheddar

Stank ass pussy

That skeezer had a biscuit cheddar. Like that white cheddar cheese it cheddar.

by The Prince of Portland October 21, 2017

biscuit joining

two males sharing a double ended dildo

I went to the club in hopes of finding another dude down for some biscuit joining

by ajuicycreamypancake June 7, 2017