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You could do better

Usually an annoying way of saying, "your partner does not meet my standards of money and beauty which is more important than your opinion of your partner." These people can usually go fuck themselves. You should let them know to do so as well.
*At the company party*
Mary (or Drake) whatever: "OMG, Joe you've been talking about your new girlfriend for a month now and I was so excited! I thought she'd be more..*glances*... I think you could do better."
Joseph: "How about you go fuck yourself Mary you dumb-ass cunt. You don't know shit about shit and I hope you lose your custody battle. I'm not embarrassed of her and I shouldn't be embarrassed of her. She's great and she's a perfect fit for me and the only one who has the authority to decide that IS ME. My relationship doesn't depend on your validation as none should. Shut the fuck up Mary ( or Drake ), jesus christ"
by Preferably Not December 13, 2018
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better then sex

a term used by stupid adopted fuck tards who think that a movie show or in even sadder cases a a youtube video is in some way better then sex
tard:OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG YOU'VE GOT TO SEE AVATAR ITS BETTER THEN SEX!!!

me: fuck off tard!
by your future murderer January 14, 2010
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brette

In parts of the Midwest, a feral raccoon or person possessing the qualities thereof, not to be confused with "Brett."
Innocent Bystander: So... I found a brette in my living room tonight and just completely froze. I figured that if I didn't move, then maybe it wouldn't see me, like with the t-rexes in Jurassic Park.
by Eilatan24 January 6, 2010
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You better check yourself before you wreck yourself

Colloquial slang coined in Tauranga, a small urban center situated in the central north island reigon of New Zealand. The term refers to an expression for ones need to consult a certified physician or other health specialist in regard to their sexual health, or lack thereof, that may result in serious sexual health concerns or the "Wrecking" of oneself.
" That looks like a nasty rash girl. You better check yourself before you wreck yourself."

or

"About last night.....You better check yourself before you wreck yourself."
by xXb0wd0wnXx March 18, 2011
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betterste

"Excellent" as in South African slang.
He made himself a betterste burger with slap chips.
by The1 May 13, 2005
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betterbet

Sure bet your bottom dollar on betterbet.
by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008
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betterance

An improvement or advancement for someone or something.
In "A Modest Proposal", Swift suggests the eating of Irish babies, for the betterance of the Irish people.
by The Real Mr. Hockey March 17, 2009
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