bench president

A play on bench press; whenever you or anyone else is the one guy in the gym who acts like he has the world record bench press max, owns the bench station, and walks in as if "Hail to the Chief" starts playing as soon as he gets through the door. Used to refer to a badass jacked dude, or sarcastically to a not so jacked dude.

Lifter 1: Dude, you see that guy over there?

Lifter 2: Yea, that's the gym's official new bench president

Lifter 1: That guy is badass

Lifter 2: I hear he reps 4,000 lbs on bench press

(more sarcastically)

Guy 1: What's up bench president, you're looking exceptionally jacked today

Guy 2: Fuck you man

by briarbowls March 21, 2016

beech

This is a mispronounced word by someone who is of foreign descent for the actual word BITCH!

Person 1.) You owe me twentee dolla.

Person 2.) You didn't do my nails right.
Person 1.) Beech Pay twenty dolla!

by UrbanaMoon July 19, 2016

benchority

When you have a larger bench press max then someone, you are in control of them.

Dude 1: "Hey,you going down to the Fetty Factory to test your bench."
Dude 2: "Haha yea give me a massage, BENCHORITY!"

by Stockingstuffer78 December 28, 2016

Bench penis

When you have to bench your penis because your such a player.

I get too much vag I need to bench penis

by erpfeljbfgpfdfu July 27, 2017

benchbuddy

the best buddy you can find, the kind of friend that's always there for you and even though the two of you may suck, you suck together

like a bench warmer, only better

Wow, who's that sitting over there? Must be a benchbuddy .
Great job, I knew you could do it, benchbuddy !

by girlwiththefood October 29, 2017

bench drinking

Drinking a full bench in the time span of an hour.

Damn boi, you gonna start bench drinking that shit or what.

by Iwasrene1 November 11, 2017

Beecho

Way to return a object

Beecho my car please

by billebo November 18, 2017