Skip to main content

international beat-off day

a very offensive and derogatory term for Labor Day (in North America and Thanksgiving Day (in Canada only).
international beat-off day is an offensive term because on these days otherwise productive male members of the North American workforce simply sit at home doing diddly-squat and beat off to porn. Too bad Thanksgiving is not celebrated in Canada during the month of Brovember.
by Sexydimma September 17, 2014
mugGet the international beat-off day mug.

Buzzer Beater Baby

A buzzer beater baby is a baby that is conceived after the man has gotten a vasectomy. This is possible because after a vasectomy, there are still sperm cells in the vas deferens that can remain there for weeks or months. For this reason, doctors recommend waiting about 20 ejaculations to have unprotected sex. The term "buzzer beater" is used in basketball when a player scores a basket with no time left, similar to impregnating a woman on of the man's last fertile ejaculations.
Ashley: I think I'm pregnant!?!?
John: How is that possible? I got a vasectomy two weeks ago?
Ashley: It must be a buzzer beater baby.
by jamescmcnutt December 12, 2018
mugGet the Buzzer Beater Baby mug.

I beat the fuck outta you goofy

It is when a goofy is saying some stupid shit and you threaten to hurt them.
Yo Connor shut yo ass up before i beat the fuck outta you goofy.
by anonymous January 2, 2022
mugGet the I beat the fuck outta you goofy mug.

Iron City Beatdown

When any Pittsburgh team kicks another team's ass at football/hockey/baseball.
I can't wait until we play the Cincinnati Bengals on Sunday so the Steelers can give them the Iron City Beatdown.
by B Weezy 2010 November 13, 2009
mugGet the Iron City Beatdown mug.

West Indian Beat Down

1. A type of ass whooping that can only be delivered from some one of west indian decent. Unfortunately no one actually knows what it consists of because is kept very secretive and only taught to a selected few West Indian Children. No one that has suffered a west indian beatdown has lived to expose its contents. Its an ancient martial arts. Abbreviated as "WIBD".

2. Not many people know how to actually perform a West Indian Beatdown. But many people threaten their enemies with one in a desperate act to win an arguement/debate and strike fear in their opponents heart. Commonly an empty threat that can often be contested.
1. Nicole: What happened to steve?
Josh: Sharon gave him a west indian beatdown!

2. Nicole: Do you want a West Indian Beat Down?!?!
Josh: im not scared.. You ain't about that life ! -_-
by jayesquire March 5, 2013
mugGet the West Indian Beat Down mug.

To the beat

To the beat, to the beat, move your body
To the beat, play that move, then repeat, shake me to the, to the beat
To the beat, to the beat, move your body, to the beat
by mendu ss December 6, 2020
mugGet the To the beat mug.

Barack Obama Beatbox

"Hello this is your former US President Barack Obama and I just want to tell you that I know how to beatbox."
Cuts to Barack Obama Beatboxing
by Inktended July 26, 2022
mugGet the Barack Obama Beatbox mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email