"Why'd you take so long?"
"Sorry, I was having a cheeky batman. I was horny, dirty and my phone needed charging."
"Sorry, I was having a cheeky batman. I was horny, dirty and my phone needed charging."
by CheekyBatman October 17, 2015
Get the Cheeky Batmanmug. by kingmxico24 December 21, 2008
Get the BATMAN mug. While standing in the closet dress is your favorite superhero with a with a hole cut in the crotch watching two people have intercourse you masturbate vigorouslyinto each one of their shoes while maintaining a tight clench on your DC or marvel butt plug. At the end you jump out and say something like Shazam or gee Willis Batman and run away shamed by what you have done Allen crouch
Did you hear that somebody pulling in Allen crouch in a Batman costume the other day not in a pair of f****** doc martens the disgrace the funny thing is is that the butt plug fell out and it was a hello Kitty one not a DC One
by The real McCoy but my name is January 10, 2022
Get the Pulling in Allen crouch in a Batman costumemug. 
During doggystyle, make a circle with your index and thumb, put your hands in reverse with the circle over your eyes and rest of the hands resting on your face, like a Batman mask.
Continue pounding in silence unless she turns back. If she does, just tell her "I'm Batman".
Continue pounding in silence unless she turns back. If she does, just tell her "I'm Batman".
- Shit man, I did The Batman to her last night ?
- The What ?
- (proceeds to explain)
- Hell yeah bro, I gotta try it.
- The What ?
- (proceeds to explain)
- Hell yeah bro, I gotta try it.
by __batmann__ January 27, 2024
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