STEP UNO-having regular intercourse and impregnating the girl
STEP B-having the girl give birth within five minutes of having sex
STEP TROIS-having the man eat the baby whole and do the girl until the baby pops out of his penis and pops back into her vagina
STEP SHI-she must then regurgitate the baby while choreographing a dance to "Bad Romance"
ADDITIONAL NOTE-the baby must survive otherwise you have just done "salutation to the sun", a common yoga exercise
STEP B-having the girl give birth within five minutes of having sex
STEP TROIS-having the man eat the baby whole and do the girl until the baby pops out of his penis and pops back into her vagina
STEP SHI-she must then regurgitate the baby while choreographing a dance to "Bad Romance"
ADDITIONAL NOTE-the baby must survive otherwise you have just done "salutation to the sun", a common yoga exercise
by KennyIsBoredFTS May 28, 2010
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"I was did a baseball trainer last night."
"You gave a woman steroids and jizzed in her eye?"
"Yup."
"You gave a woman steroids and jizzed in her eye?"
"Yup."
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1. An exclamation of superiority
2. Phrase exclaimed when the opposite team/opponent is pwned or defeated.
3. Phrase taken from Zero Wing, a poorly translated Japanese-to-English video game, in which the character Cats exclaims.
2. Phrase exclaimed when the opposite team/opponent is pwned or defeated.
3. Phrase taken from Zero Wing, a poorly translated Japanese-to-English video game, in which the character Cats exclaims.
1. Haha you guys suck! All your base are belong to us!
2. We won! We won! Your bases are ours! All of them! All your base are belong to us!!
3. Play Zero Wing and see.
2. We won! We won! Your bases are ours! All of them! All your base are belong to us!!
3. Play Zero Wing and see.
by bastardized bottomburp May 17, 2003
Get the all your base are belong to us mug.by the jacob to my brady November 3, 2007
Get the Base Tan mug.Basecakes is a substitution for the word basically. It spurs from the shortened version of basically, "base." However, someone thought it would be cool to add the word "cakes" after it.
Person 1: "So she dumped you for no reason?"
Person 2: "Basecakes."
Person 1: "What the hell is a basecake?"
Person 2: "A cake of the base."
Person 2: "Basecakes."
Person 1: "What the hell is a basecake?"
Person 2: "A cake of the base."
by Aioazech June 14, 2009
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2. some weird ass gen z slang that means cool
2. some weird ass gen z slang that means cool
1. The story was based off of a pirate that's not too known today.
2. Honestly man, playing Genshin is pretty fuckin' cringe. Halo kinda based though...
2. Honestly man, playing Genshin is pretty fuckin' cringe. Halo kinda based though...
by KiddKraft November 22, 2021
Get the Based mug.Viciously stabbing your sexual partner with knives and spoons while spooning then preceding to shove your dick in each of the holes.
Now if you're a lady then carve your partners leg into a large dick and spray paint it black if it pleases you, then precede to ride that artificial dick honey whilst yelling "cacao"
WARNING: your partner may die
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Now if you're a lady then carve your partners leg into a large dick and spray paint it black if it pleases you, then precede to ride that artificial dick honey whilst yelling "cacao"
WARNING: your partner may die
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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friend 2: no way dude! I went to 103459th base with Juliette last night!
friend 2: no way dude! I went to 103459th base with Juliette last night!
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