Beat the bandit

To Beat the bandit, is too take ones penis and begin to jerk like normal, and then increase in speed until you are in physical pain and/or have drawn blood. It is often considered a punishment wank, post getting with a munter.

Bret: "Yo bro I had to Beat the bandit last night"

Mike: "What why?"

Bret: "I got with some skanky bitch, had to teach it a fucking lesson"

by bret1020393 August 25, 2011

gay bandit

someone who likes the penis way to much and goes around stealing peaple straightnes!!

big gay al is a gay bandit

by stan August 18, 2006

Lip Bandit

A male who is a slut when it comes to kissing mutiple girls within weeks of each other.

That guy is such a lip bandit!

by Annji December 16, 2005

1* bandit

Used on forums to describe people who give posters a single star rating on msg forums.

Started bt Elitros Calimah in the SWG forums.

OMG I've been 1*d by teh 1* bandit

by Mike February 25, 2005

ass bandit

An arse bandit. A corn holer. A turd burglar. A peanut butter packer. A flaming faggot. A sissy boy. A girly boy.

Emlyn is an ass bandit. He enjoys eating butt for desert. For fun, he corn holes the dog.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 9, 2007

booty-bandit

1. A man who is a homosexual.

"Yo i just say Jon's gay porn movie and that fool is a booty bandit."

by ATM January 19, 2005

Ass-Bandit

A derogatory comment used to describe a homosexual who is sexually attracted to male ass.

God, Calvin Klein is such an Ass-Bandit.

by Garren17 May 12, 2009