water balloon muscles

Fake, puffy, watery, balloon like muscles with no appearance of vascularity or striation that are only of decent size because they’re the byproduct of massive quantities of fast food and large doses of testosterone or other injectable anabolic steroids. Typically seen among bro-type gym douches.

“Hey Dillon, sweet water balloon muscles. How much test are you abusing?”

“That guy on the bench is big but he’s weak as fuck.”

“Yeah that's because he doesn’t have real muscles, just water balloon muscles”

Kyle has water balloon muscles

by TheFassio October 27, 2017

blow up balloons

Giving head

How about you come over and blow up balloons

by Sexy234 September 22, 2015

weather balloon

A boner inspired by barometric pressure.

"Theres a storm coming..."
"How do you know?"
"I have a weather balloon."

by CPTINcognito October 9, 2016

Balloon Head

When a penis head is so thick the owner can push tons of blood into it making it look like a balloon.

I would have never believed he had a balloon head until I saw it for myself.

by KillMePleaseBHS September 30, 2017

swollen balloon knot

The end result of excessive anal penetration.

Johnny's swollen balloon knot caused him to walk like a pigeon!!!

by Catepillar Kubota June 3, 2007

romanian water balloon

When an uncircumcised male pinches his foreskin, occluding the opening of the penis, allowing it to fill up with urine in order to release it, causing a sudden splash of yellow deliciousness on an unsuspecting victim.

Romanian male 1: "My roommate passed out on my couch, so I woke him up with a Romanian Water Balloon! Shit was so funny, I'm so glad I'm uncircumcised!"

Romanian male 2: " Lol, brutal. Ya, me too!"

by Dean68w10 April 25, 2017

Water Balloon Titties

Water Balloon Titties is when a man's "boobs" feel supple and warm like water balloons. Hence the name Water Ballon Titties. Possessing the physical qualities and touch of water balloons. They tend to jiggle too.

Wow David! You got some jiggly ass Water Balloon Titties!

I love the way your Water Balloon Titties feel.

Hey David! You sure you don't need a sports bra for those Water Balloon Titties? Haha just kidding, but you do have some severe jiggle...

by Joseph G / B.D.N. King_Clasher May 4, 2021