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a badger 

a person/ being who sleeps all day regardless of their priorities. They shed hair, eye lashes and contact lenses all year round, you will find their sheddings everywhere you go. This person/ being may also have slight traits of adhd. They have a certain nature about them which makes it obvious they are a badger.
hey look over there they could be a badger being.
a badger by tidgems February 17, 2024

honey badger 

A honey badger is a small but formidable mammal known for its fearlessness and tenacity. It possesses a remarkable ability to confront challenges with relentless determination, showing little concern for obstacles or threats in its environment.
Steve Bannon is the honey badger. He doesn’t give a f-ck!
honey badger by WarRoomPosse April 16, 2024

Beef Badger 

Sex position where the female fixates her feet behind her head (for easy access) and the male eats her out.
“Yo, I gave her Sarah the old beef badger last night”
Beef Badger by Bbldrizzycb May 21, 2025

Stink Badger 

When you're scratching your ass vigorously and an accidental slip of the hand causes your finger to slip into your asshole
Ed shared his excitement of finding the elusive Stink Badger with Fabian by wafting his finger towards his face.
Stink Badger by Wolfballz July 24, 2025

Orange badger 

when your having sex with a liberal and before you finish you whisper Trump is your president in there ear and hold on
I was on a date and went back to her house and gave her an orange badger
Orange badger by Bigbigk August 24, 2025

Periwinkle Badger

Mischievous, sneaky and ferocious type of badger commonly seen in National Trust sites in East Sussex. Famously seen at Scotney Castle, East Sussex. An attach on a 7yo boy in 2024 was the only known incident of such a creature. Scientists believe it maybe the only of its kind left.
Oh look, there is a periwinkle badger.
Periwinkle Badger by Sh1406 January 18, 2026