Burnt Boner

When yo wake up in the morning with a boner and hop in the shower with the hot water on and burn your knob.

"Dude how did you sleep"
" Good but I woke up and got a burnt boner"

by NON-FOREVER ALONe :-D May 21, 2016

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Burnt toast

If someone has "burnt toast" it means they are in a bad mood because of a sequence of events earlier in the day starting with burnt toast. Example: you wake up in the morning and burn your toast, so you're in a bad mood and cut someone off driving, then he's in a bad mood and snaps at his co worker, then he's in a bad mood goes home and fights with his wife, then she's in a bad mood etc etc,

"hey bob how's your day going?"

"F*ck off would ya tony!"

"Oh sh*t, I don't need your burnt toast"

by Shimmying August 22, 2017

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Burnt

When you're so salty over something that you have a full-thickness chemical burn all over and you just refuse to deal with the situation at all

Emily: I'm surprised Jasmine isn't super excited about getting lunch with you considering you never took her on that date.
Briggs: I mean I only asked Juliana because Jasmine declined first. She's prolly just burnt since Juliana and I got half-priced apps.

by BriggsBriggs April 26, 2022

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burnt aht

burnt aht basically mean shawty a hoe. she now let eb & dey momma hit frfr

“ay man sit that hot ahh coochie down ho you trim, bit been round the whole city, dicc hoppin… get outta here”

“that lil bit burnt aht”

-baby drill

by Tomaria November 24, 2022

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Burnt Reynolds

A funny name for a nasty dude who has slept with so many skeezers, hoochies, and skig-skags that he's burned or "burnt" with STD's for the rest of his life.

Person #1 : Man, I heard that he banged that nasty chick from down the way!

Person #2 : That's nasty! She probably burned the hair off his head!

Person #1 : He should just change his name to Burnt Reynolds.

by phuckyes June 7, 2014

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