4 eyed Bruce

A person of asian race that wears big glasses

Bob: "The person in front of me cant drive for shit"
Ryan: "Yeah its probably some damn 4 eyed Bruce!"

by bombadeer January 18, 2012

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Bruce Springsteen

My dads

I hear them every night
It makes me sad
I cry
And hard
I cry on my cock and balls for lube
While jerking off to Bruce Springsteen
My mommy died and I use the smell of her
ashes ti cum
My grandpa showed me how to jerk off
He called it shower time but really he touched
my butt
He used to put peanut butter in my mouth
and butt crack
And put the sword in my mouth and booty
cheeks
He yelled sometimes
It was really sexy
His wrinkles felt so nice sometimes
My grandma watched
She died once during a shower time and she
came and went at the same time
I found my sisters clitoris finally last night
It took a while
But she yelled " that's not the right hole"
I was sad
I also make cum paintings I am a natural artist

I'M CUMMING…

SO HARRRRDDDD

Bruce Springsteen is a daddy

by Sharedcuminmymouthandyourmoms August 23, 2022

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Bruce Pic

Dick pic sent by a homosexual man to a heterosexual man

Alfie sent Kallum a bruce pic last night

by BKAJ May 3, 2018

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Bruce

A Douche Bag Philadelphia Phillies fan. Usually weak and frail and couldn’t fight his way out of a wet paper bag

There were a bunch of Bruces that got arrested after a Phillies game for rubbing each others nipples in public

by Chkblz October 11, 2023

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Bruceful

The exact opposite of Bruceless. A person who is totally capapble of doing any job in the workforce, and is well respected as a worker

Man 1: "Quit being Bruceless and make yourself Bruceful"
Man 2: "Right away sir."
*Hours later*
Man 2: " I finished with every task that you gave me"
Man 1: " That's the way to be Bruceful

by Bruceful December 12, 2008

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