blastrak

to move without hestitation; to react with foreknowledge of the need to act quickly; an intuitive act of impulsion

I got to blastrak to Vergennes before my shizzle bananarama fo hizzle

by Dick November 19, 2003

Blistered pig

A reddened, swollen, or angry vagina usually caused by a chemical burn delivered by excessive or inappropriate use if products such as black market lubricants or hair removal gels like Nair.

Dude, she's hot but you'll be freaked out if you go down and put your mouth on that blistered pig.

by Jjohnnyb May 2, 2014

cap blasted

when sitting around with your friends drinking excessive amounts of alcohol and you hit that "ending point" where you stop talking anymore and have a vegatative or brain-dead stare. also happens while being drunk enough and doing a bong hit or two of some serious dank nugs and its "all over" after that. your cap has been blasted...or think of it as the top of your skull just being separated from the rest of it.

man, my boy was having a good time until he did that bong rip and he got completely cap blasted.

by brycemovement August 11, 2006

Dinner Blasted

When you take someone out to dinner and you rape them afterward.

Guy #1: Did you take my mom out to dinner

Guy #2: Ya dude I totally dinner blasted her

by M00NPRODUCTIONS May 16, 2010

Street Fighter Blisters

The blisters on your thumbs you get after hours of playing Street Fighter, main cause is usually rubbing against the D-Pad doing a Hadouken.

A:"Dude, 'sup with your thumbs?"
B:"Street Fighter Blisters..."
A:"You need to lay off that game man, seriously."

by Ketchups92 January 28, 2010

beasterfield

General term that can mean practically anything. Mostly used as an insult, but can be used as a praise, or encouragement also. The definition depends on the tone of your voice.

Dude, you're such a beasterfield.

by iamtherealbeasterfield April 5, 2009

blasted a confetti cannon

Giving a hand job to a washed up hip hop artist

During a party at a work convention in which Sir Mix-A-Lot was performing, I blasted a confetti cannon.

by jk63 August 12, 2016