Benjamin Canton

A bitch ass nigga who has zero friends and lives in a dirty ass city. Has no life and doesn’t do anything outside School

Look at that bitch nigga Benjamin Canton. Has zero hoes

by Benjamin Canton May 11, 2022

Benjamin

The homlesman that takes the most atrocious upper decky rip from the penjamin because he got too drunk and ended up butt baked in front of Fred Meyers

Damn it's Benjamin

by Pezus the Jesus May 8, 2025

Benjamin Shergold

A particular far eastern bong style vaporizer, used for recreational consuming of marijuana. The "Shergold" was popular in the Teng Dynasty as it was beleived that the instrument was made out of gold horded by Sher's mandarin for dragon. Benji was added due to Benjamin Franklin reported to use it.

Servant" I have brought you sir the finest marijuana in the 5 kingdoms!"
Master: " Is the Benjamin Shergold ready?"
Servant: " Ohh urm"
Master: "WTF? how can one expect to consume this marijuana without the benjamin shergold?"

by DR. MikeilJohhanssen February 20, 2011

Benjamin

Just change ur name to Ben it will do you a favor

Benjamin barely even has his drivers license

by Ronnen N November 22, 2021

Benjamin

He’s the best boyfriend you could ever dream of. I mean he’s always there for you and is the most understanding person ever. Although hating him at times; you just can’t resist his personality and his big dick

you: you’re the best benjamin

benjamin: 😇

by maybehornet July 2, 2022

benjamin

A piece of trash, sexist, and racist. Is tall, dark and looks sleep deprived. calls people names because he’s insecure about himself. Overall a prices of human trash.

“Benjamin was once a nice boy, but somehow turned into a piece of trash.”

by Tophie G April 8, 2022

benjamin

an annoying nerd who thinks hes always right and will threaten you if you disagree

kid: hey benjamin

benjamin: *whack*
kid: hey what was that for
benjamin: you dont like mozart

by Mutant Giant Spider Dog September 3, 2025