Batman Goodbye

A distant relative to the Irish goodbye, the Batman goodbye is the art of leaving without a word—but only when you’re hanging out with just one other person.

It’s the same sudden, silent exit, but on a more intimate, one-on-one scale, leaving the other person wondering if you were ever really there at all.

Julian Batman goodbye’d when we were getting burgers, mid-sentence I turned around and he was gone

by Drew_knew_you October 19, 2024

Batman

Bruce Wayne

Batman is Bruce Wayne

by Mister Hyena August 5, 2018

Batman

Some Rich Orphan Who’s Probably A Furry

“Oh Shit! It’s Batman! *Presses The X Button And Does A Fear Takedown*”

by among sussy pizza May 11, 2022

summer batman’s

Summer Batman’s is a great, beautiful, sexy person no one else can compare too

“Y’all hear what summer Batman’s did “

“No one cares she’s irrelevant

by Abaddiewithaphattie July 2, 2021

Batman

Character from popular marvel comics

Batman dies in endgame

by IMBATMANFROMMARVEL November 16, 2023

Dusty Batman

A terrible excise for not doing something that you’ve been delaying for weeks.

I totally would have, but I have a dusty Batman. I needed to polish my Batman.

by GingyX3 May 31, 2022

The batman

When your smashin in a ally and your parents find you but you shoot them with the load.

My friend harry tried the batman this weekend he was put down.

by 694206969 November 15, 2021