by Sexy234 August 16, 2015
Fake, puffy, watery, balloon like muscles with no appearance of vascularity or striation that are only of decent size because they’re the byproduct of massive quantities of fast food and large doses of testosterone or other injectable anabolic steroids. Typically seen among bro-type gym douches.
“Hey Dillon, sweet water balloon muscles. How much test are you abusing?”
“That guy on the bench is big but he’s weak as fuck.”
“Yeah that's because he doesn’t have real muscles, just water balloon muscles”
Kyle has water balloon muscles
“That guy on the bench is big but he’s weak as fuck.”
“Yeah that's because he doesn’t have real muscles, just water balloon muscles”
Kyle has water balloon muscles
by TheFassio October 27, 2017
When a penis head is so thick the owner can push tons of blood into it making it look like a balloon.
by KillMePleaseBHS September 30, 2017
by CPTINcognito February 01, 2016
by Catepillar Kubota May 17, 2007
When an uncircumcised male pinches the top of his foreskin and then begins urinating, the inside of his penis fills up the same way a water balloon would if you filled it with water. Thus creating a penial water balloon. It is fun for the man to then aim and let go to try and get all the urine to splash right into the toilet bowl, although he will pretty much always miss completely and splash his urine everywhere else.
Making a penial water balloon is a good way to clean out all dirt and gunk that constantly gets trapped under my foreskin.
by cantbetheking January 05, 2014
When you're going down on a girl and she farts in your mouth. But she farts so hard it fills up your cheeks with hot air.
by Linzee BeeRadley April 08, 2021