Awkward Palm Tree

The awkward palm tree is similar to the awkward turtle. Just as the awkward turtle is used to acknowledge an awkward pause or silence the awkward palm tree is a discrete way to signal to your friends that you are in an awkward situation and they need to come save you. The awkward palm tree is created by letting your wrists go limp so your arms and hands form a "V" and then crossing your arms at the wrist. In certain situations it may be appropriate to shout "awkward palm tree" or hold your hands in the sign above your head as a better signal to your friends.

Creepy Guy: So how are you?
Kate: Um... I'm pretty good. How are you?
Creepy Guy: ... Do you have a boyfriend?

Kate: *awkward palm tree* Uhhh... I... Um...
Kate's Nearby Friend: Hey Kate! I really need to talk to you! Can you come over here?
Kate: Yes I can!

by thisbmypseudonym March 30, 2011

Awkward Turtle Equals Awkward Babies!

When you get a bit sick of the boring old 'Awkward Turtle'

Used by putting one hand on top of each other and gesturing the thumbs forward (signifying the awkward turtle.) Then take your two hands into fists and bang them together (the erm, baby making) and finally keep your hands in fists but take your thumb and pinky out and move forward (signifying the babies.)

Put it together fast and you get it! :D

Boy: Hey, erm I like you.
Girl: I er, like you too.
*Laughs awkwardly*
Boy: Awkward turtle...!
Girl: Awkward turtle equals awkward babies!

by gilliaanx August 5, 2011

Awkwardacity

When a situation is exceedingly awkward - that neither awkward nor awks is suffient enough.

Boy: I hate pink houses
Girl: I live in a pink house
(boy appeals to the gods in absolute embarassment): OHH THE AWKWARDACITY

by Ackaaaar November 3, 2010

that must have been awkward for you

Variant on that's what she said. Used when something was probably awkward.

A: well it's two of you against me. do i really have a choice?
B: that must have been awkward for you.

A: idk. i kinda forgot i was doing it
B: (that must have been awkward...)

A: you'd probably want to play with my older brother. kind of a beast.
B: that must have been awkward.

A: psh. i've never 'frustrated' you before in my life.
B: that must have been awkward for you, then.

A: but..you could do that with anything
B: that must have been awkward for you, then.

by carpenoctem63141 March 1, 2009

awkward silence

awkward silence is what happens when you are talking about something weird. it is awkward silence. every time there is an awkward silence a gay baby is born.

Person 1: watz new
10 hours later
Person 2: awkward silence lol a gay baby was born
Person 1: lol

by yomamaisfatt February 5, 2007

awkward

when you wake up the next morning to find you slept with your girlfriends mom.

stacy's mom: oh..... hehe.... oops....
jipthony: ......awkward.....

by shike bascoshio December 9, 2008

Puberty is Awkward

Well certain puberty can be defined as ...jk!
everyone is laughing and changing so much and everything is awkward so, jk!
puberty is just simply jk!

ask any teen, puberty is awkward and very JK!

by Lilsberry8 May 5, 2009