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Augustus Glooping

noun
ɑˈgʌstəs glue pɪŋ

The action of placing a single fudge pop into one's anus and allowing it to melt onto the face of another.
Augustus glooping is a tasty alternative to waterboarding.
by Allanus May 12, 2022
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august 19

ppl born on this day are like so angy it's hilarious
person 1: WHY ARE YOU SO MAD LMAO
person 2: *angy person sounds*
person 3: chill, they're born on august 19th hah
person 2: *angyer sounds*
by a9! October 24, 2022
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August 12, 2036

A specified date in which a heat death destroys mankind and the universe itself, as said by a computer powered Spongebob. As proved, most people say that artificial intelligence has gone too far and has advanced to a point where it's more knowledgeable than the average human. This is an example of that.
August 12, 2036, the heat death of the universe. August 12, 2036, the heat death of the universe. AUGUST 12, 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12, 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12, 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12, 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE.
by blank flank June 6, 2023
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Port Augusta

Port Augusta is known as a ‘working class town’, which is ironic because no one there has a job. The city has been redundant since its port ceased to operate in 1973, making half of its name a lie. Attempts to resuscitate ‘Portagutter’ by kick-starting a new economy predicated on polluting the atmosphere with copious amounts of carbon ended with the closure of all of its coal-fired power plants in the 2010s. Now little more than a blight on the South Australian desert landscape, Port Augusta exists purely so people can confuse it with Port Pirie and Port Lincoln.
Port Augusta’s most famous feature is its putrid stench, courtesy of a dried-up tyre-filled mud puddle called Bird Lake, which makes the entire city smell almost as bad as its residents. The place is also cursed with a punishing climate that sees the mercury push 50 degrees, forcing feral locals to cool off in the flooded rubbish tip known as the Spencer Gulf. 500 algae-encrusted shopping trolleys were recently fished up from waters near the wharf to prevent jumpers from landing on them, but a sizeable trolley reef remains.
Port Augusta: Where the Dirt Meets the Sea.

person 1: going to porta gutta?
person 2: yeah cunt
Person 1: try not to get raped or shanked then cunt
by Yeetstick69420 November 13, 2019
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joseph Augustine

What a fucking legend he will fuck you girl then move onto your mum and you will still thank him.
by J2132TRAPPY January 21, 2021
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Lostwave August 2019

A heavily-distorted unknown song, thought to originate from the 90s, that is supposedly recorded from a heavily damaged cassette tape. The origins are totally unknown, and are possibly just a recording of a local band jamming. The sound is far too distorted to make out any lyrics. The highly distorted sound, frequent glitches and mystery around the song make listening to the recording an incredibly creepy and unpleasant experience.
The Most Mysterious Song on the Internet: I am the most mysterious song on the Internet!
Lostwave August 2019: Am I a joke to you?
by Lefty Power 123 March 11, 2021
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1st August

The international girlfriend's day.
Wish her "Happy 1st August and take her out!!!"
by MissInformation12 July 27, 2021
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