alien i'd like to fuck

Hey Brian, look at that aliens ass, that's a prime example of an AILF.

ass alien AILF alien I'd like to fuck

by wag1 famalam May 28, 2014

alien

should I call it ignorance or misunderstanding or the unknown the world does not know yet
loneliness that is born on the day we realize

because we see the difference, since the beginning

between us and other people

we are just born this way

we realize as we grow up

and to accept that reality is not easy

because you realize you are an outlier
really out there

and no matter how hard you try you cannot be among the majority

jealousy maybe, of how other people can live life with warmth of sunshine

denial, that this reality cannot be true

how could you be such an outlier

you want to be among other people

you admire what they can do, how they can connect

hatred perhaps too, to the fate that you were born into
fate that you cannot change

because you cannot change how nature has created you
that's the limit

~ a letter to myself pt.1~

it's time to wake up, alien

the last alarm if going off

*also this is level of skill I have for writing right now, so don't judge

by moon&night January 1, 2022

Alien Probing

To be poked by an alien, and then tested.

"When she wrote a sentence for her teacher, her teacher liked how she mentioned Alien Probing in it."

by ••Makayla•• October 12, 2014

aten

see ass, moron, fuckshit, cocbite, dumbass

orginates from a high school in northern CO where the principal attempted to silence an online protest, resulting in the pissing off of many ppl.

to be used as an insult, meaning to be a moronic nub of a dumbass

jeez, jimmy's bein such an aten

by Moofotefel July 19, 2004

alienspy

coolest guy on the planet who pwns tash all day with a penis the size of elephants

> tash

by tash August 26, 2003

alienware

Windoze based, so called 'Ultimate Gaming Machine', makes owners believe they have the right to brag

'I'm getting an Alienware'

you: (flip a coin)

Heads: 'Buy a mac'
Tails: 'Build your own, and don't ruin it with a gay OS like Windoze XP'
Side: Instantly terminate all relations with this person

by Dave Noble April 30, 2005

Alien Infestation

When one fucks somebody from behind, but through their chest, making their love truncheon penetrate their still beating heart, and getting near climax. At this point, another person will walk up and see the rod pressing against the flesh, the result being the flesh moving up and down to that persons eye. Entranced, that person will stare until the spam lance breaks the flesh through the persons chest in an alien like fashion and squirts the unsuspecting observer in the eye.

I gave some dude at that concert last night an alien infestation.

by Samuel Datu March 20, 2007