Luckiest man alive

Jacob is the luckiest man alive because he has the best girlfriend and future wife ever. The most amazing woman in the world.

Jacob is the luckiest man alive to have Alyssa

by JTHOMAS December 2, 2025

I want you to be less alive!

Either asking you to pass out, or to die.

In A netflix parody movie made entirely by AI:
Victim girl tied to a seat about to be thrown onto saws: What will you do to me?
Chainsaw holding murderer man with devil mask: I want you to be less alive!

by TesTy_DaBlockz October 21, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>We Will Keep You ALive<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>We Will Keep You ALive<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>We Will Keep You ALive<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive

You are REALLY struggling with that one, huh?

Hym "Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive. Me dying isn't going to save your. You haven't made a concerted effort to keep me alive and the bodily harm clause allows for ACCIDENTAL death (upto and including getting hit by a drunk driver). Now, it doesn't say anything about ME keep MYSELF alive. It says YOU have to make a concerted effort to keep ME alive. You motherfuckers really struggle with the YOU vs ME distinction don't you? So, killing me, letting me die, denying me care. None of that is going to stop anything. OK? You get it. MY thing IS going to work. YOUR thing is not. You don't do what I do. Me. You. Get it? OK."

by Hym Iam August 27, 2025

High five, show me you’re alive

An expression you use when you see someone you know down at the shops. This expression was founded in Knoxfield by a local legend, Aaron, who often gets ridiculed for owning the expression.

Random guy at shops: ‘Hey mate’.
Aaron: ‘High five, show me you’re alive’.
Random guy at shops meekly offers hand: ‘Yeah ok’

by Andos Hastos October 7, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>Every Projected Question Is How Is Jaylavy Alive<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Every Projected Question Is How Is Jaylavy Alive<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Every Projected Question Is How Is Jaylavy Alive<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'um'is'o'ke'im'emnd'maam'ne'ver'gonn'agive'youup'nev'er'gon'na'let'u'do'wn

The longest ascend from whom

Human 1: Have u heard of the word whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'um'is'o'ke'im'emnd'maam'ne'ver'gonn'agive'youup'nev'er'gon'na'let'u'do'wn

Human 2: Yoo wtf

by Nev.er Gonnagiveuup August 12, 2020