To try & sneak out a fart on the couch at your In Laws & then try & blame your toddler when caught out by the big stain on the back of your skirt.
Kaylene was on a new diet detoxing when she thought she could sneak out a fart. Unbeknownst to her, when she got up there was a stain on the couch. When her Father in Law pointed out the stain, she immediately tried to blame her toddler for spilling a drink. That is, until her Father in Law pointed out the big stain on the back of her skirt!!! So shitting your pants is now known as "Doing a Kaylene".
by xbgt351 October 17, 2012
He/she has said they're going to join us, hopefully they're not doing a Jonno and not going to show.
by Olthepol January 19, 2023
Requires you to hold a cell phone (preferably outdated blackberry) in mid-air while dancing in the middle of the club. Texting, playing bejeweled or web browsing may be considered as "Doing the Doss."
by JokingKiDD January 26, 2012
Sexual intercourse in which the male take his penis and puts it in the womans anal area. Also used by gay males.
Guy 1:Dude I totally wanna do that chick in the pooper.
Guy 2:Nice use of doing in the pooper!
Guy 3: Already did
Guy 2:Nice use of doing in the pooper!
Guy 3: Already did
by Brad5o5 January 25, 2009
Announcing that you intend to do something but then pull out at the last minute much to the annoyance of everyone involved.
Person 1: Hey, would you like to move in with me?
Person 2: Of course.
Day before moving in-
Person 2: Oh I can't move in, i'm a complete bastard.
Person 1: 'Doing a Mace' I see, no more being alive for you!
(Person 2 is beating to death with a hammer as Person 1 is very annoyed)
Person 2: Of course.
Day before moving in-
Person 2: Oh I can't move in, i'm a complete bastard.
Person 1: 'Doing a Mace' I see, no more being alive for you!
(Person 2 is beating to death with a hammer as Person 1 is very annoyed)
by iamnotmark! May 27, 2010
Phrase used during football (soccer) meaning a player kicked the ball extremely high over the cross-bar from less than 6 yards away. Usually during a very good scoring opportunity.
However this is not used when a player hits it far wide.
However this is not used when a player hits it far wide.
"Oh no, Guy3 is doing a jonny"
"Haha, Guy1 just did a jonny"
"Hope Guy4 doesn't do a jonny again"
"Hey man, I bet I am going to do a jonny later"
"Haha, Guy1 just did a jonny"
"Hope Guy4 doesn't do a jonny again"
"Hey man, I bet I am going to do a jonny later"
by M4rkyboy1 November 20, 2011
When you do something completely unnecessary... usually spending far too much money and time in the process. It may involve hiring expensive but low qualified consultants to "strategize" for a couple of days. The finished result will be declared with much fanfare to a company, only for the employees to groan collectively and be asked to be left alone to get on with their jobs.
by Strategy King November 09, 2017