chip and a chair

All that a skilled player needs to win a poker game.

I put John all-in with my pocket aces. He called with three-nine offsuit and drew out on me, costing me nearly my entire stack. But I've still got a chip and a chair, and so I can still win, just like Jack Straus at the 1982 World Series of Poker.

by Sonicoed June 9, 2017

Chip Envy

The feeling you have when at the beach or pool upon seeing someone else with snacks and you have none.

I saw a little kid with a bag of Lay's BBQ and found myself having serious chip envy.

by littlewoz May 4, 2015

Chaser Chip

A tortilla chip devoid of any contents after eating a round of chips with hot salsa, to cool the mouth down.

After eating salsa made with the pure essence of fire, I need a goddamned chaser chip.

by dingledang July 30, 2013

lemon chips

The best type of chips you can get.

Man I really feel like lemon chips right now!

by elude ? April 21, 2018

chip breaking

Chip Breaking: When a man tries to bust or diminish stuck on crap in the inside of a toilet when peeing.
This act is for some men is unavoidable. Some men will even try to avoid the so called chips.

Scenerio 1)
Freddy: dude I have to go do some chip breaking
Sam: chip breaking?
Freddy: yea bust of some crap

Scenerio2:
Guy 1: Damn I gave that toilet some of my best chip breaking
guy 2: Whys that?
Guy1: That toilet had some chips stuck that I penatrated with ease.
Guy2: So it been chip broken now?
Guy1: Sparkly as ever.

by The.Sniper July 1, 2018

Bitch Chips

Chips that are for little bitches like my brother

"Here have some Bitch Chips, Steve. Cuz you're a bitch.
Steve"

by bones54 July 25, 2019

lid chipped

Another term for getting a haircut.

Hey man, you know a good place to get my lid chipped?

by JoBonBon July 31, 2017