Be an Alberto

To be the fucking boss

When you get to fuck da pussy you get to be an Alberto

by Juatma555 December 8, 2017

Pulling an Albert

Embarking on a musical tour of the United Kingdom of Great Britain without the inclusion of the Republic of Ireland/Northern Ireland.

Just like Albert Hammond Jr - "pulling an Albert"

by HotPHATmezzz November 16, 2018

Big dick AlbertBurdett

A boy who has a big cock, and peng girls want to suck on it

Do you see that big dick AlbertBurdett over there he has a big dick

by SLE.AB November 20, 2018

Survival the Albert the Killer

epic game where you get attacked by felipe

Person 1: so what did you do during that short break?
Person 2: I was bored so I played Survival the Albert the Killer on roblox

by boing February 10, 2021

Rust x Albert

Rust x Albert is a slash ship between Rust (Rust_010) and Albert (Flamingo)

“Rust x Albert for life” - random shipper

by Itzpl4y3r January 26, 2022

Port Alberni

a website dedicated to the hillbillies in Port Alberni (see Urban Dictionary definition) so they can spew strings of words about nothing relevant from their empty skulls to the interwebs.

I went to www.alberni.ca to see what Port alberni is all about, and I'm just stopping for some gas and some pep'n'cheese sticks on my way to Tofino. Or else I catch whatever disease these throwbacks have that gave them the brain damage to spew this waste of serverspace on the internet.

by jillty May 7, 2009

alberta emergency alert system

"Alberta emergency alert system"

A horrible alert system that you can't understand and doesn't appear until it's to late

TV. "BEEP! This is an alberta emergency alert. A... (Unrecognizable automated speech)"

Me: "I hope that was nothing important because I COULDNT HEAR A DAMN WORD! Stupid alberta emergency alert system!"

by Lolbroccoli January 5, 2014