Abraham

Abraham will be your favorite person you’ve ever met, he’s super sweet, funny, and he’s never boring. he’s attractive and addictive, once you fall for him, he’ll be the earth and heaven to you for the rest of the time you know him. he’s really dependent and needs someone to be there for him, don’t give up on him and always be ready to give him all your love. he really deserves it <3

“you’re dating Abraham?”
“yes, he’s the light of my life!”

by lalalallemon May 9, 2022

Abraham

The type of guy to always choose his bros and family over anything. 100% a tall curly-headed dude with a short girlfriend. Really fun to hangout with, is very noticeable when he is not there. Probably a nicotine fien. He has a big ego, which is why most people want to fight him. He has atleast one close girl friend and three close guy friends. Is probably black or mexican.

bro#1: Why isn't Abraham here? He's so chill
bro#2: I don't know cro, I wish he was here

by Dunali Brack May 10, 2022

abraham mccarthy

The one who attracts the broccoli and the sticky tape to his basement where he keeps people

Abraham mccarthy attracts the broccoli men

by Gosmore520 May 31, 2022

Abracadabra alakazam

Wizard dudes say this a lot

Abracadabra alakazam! You’re dead

by Fabdagamer June 20, 2022

Abrahams

A family name belonging to the dutch or French people noticeably the huguenot settlers

Look at Mr/Mrs/Ms Abrahams what a powerful family

by The persuasion June 25, 2022

Abra-Ham Lincoln Log

A guy that really likes ham and Lincoln logs. He was a president, for some reason. He might have gone to a play to show the biggest Lincoln log tower and it not falling over, and putting ham sandwiches between each piece and eating the ham sandwiches without it falling over. Then, John Walks Booth said that Lincoln didn't go through the walking booth. So John Walks Booth assassinated him, making the tower fall.

Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: AND TODAY I WILL EAT THESE HAM SANDWICHES!!!
John Walks Booth: Wait a minute! You didn't get a Walking Ticket from the Walking Booth!
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: I-I don't need one if I'm on stag-
John Walks Booth: I don't wanna hear it! "pulls out his glock"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: WAIT WAIT WAIT, NO WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!! I'LL GET A TICKE-"Gets shot"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log after dead: Damn It, I was gonna get the world record for most sandwiches eaten between Lincoln logs.

by AStrunkMan69 July 4, 2022

abraham

he is a slave who is such a faggot. smokes vapes like a loser. he has a small penis and an asshole. hes like a gta san andreas npc irl. dont be like him bc hes not a top g. also hes black.

stfu smoke like an abraham

by thelowblow69 September 20, 2022