An excuse to get off of AIM or any instant messaging service when you don't want to talk to someone. Very effective, because everyone's computer acts retarded sometimes.
Jane: You know Amy, I'm so glad I can talk to you. You're the only person who really understands my relationship problems with Mike.

Amy: Yeah. My computer is acting retarded so don't be surprised if I suddenly log off AIM.
by I hate boring chats March 18, 2009
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Internet Privacy Act of 1995

A fictitious regulation supposedly making law enforecement officials unable to persecute you for your collection of pirated videos. Started by internet media 'traders' to protect themselves against being reported to officals, it is now a euphemisim for no one really caring enough about your stash of bootlegged movies to do anything about it.
As Quoted From An Actual Trader's site:
"If you enter this site with intention to use the information herein to prosecute any person affiliated with this site, you are violating Code 341.322.12 of the Internet Privacy Act of 1995 which stipulates that none may threaten my ISP or any other company hosting these pages."


Clueless Person: "Wait, I thought this movie wasn't out on DVD yet."
Trader: "No worries, I'm protected under the Internet Privacy Act of 1995."
by Oxymoronic Redundancy March 10, 2009
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Commonly cited for section C paragraph 12, "it is unlawful for any fiancé, girlfriend, spouse or friend to deny time with the boys."
Sorry babe, the gaming with the boys act of 1996 prohibits me from spending time with you tonight.
by Rights for the boys May 14, 2021
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Act like I care

A statement that shows genuine disinterest in a topic.
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Aim High Act Now

A popular sex position. It involves the enables the female to "Aim High" by sucking the male's penis. The male then can "Act Now" by releasing his cum
Guy 1: What did you do with that prostitute yesterday?

Guy 2: We did a Aim High Act Now and had a great night.
by Rems Husband March 11, 2018
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Rabid Dog (sexual act)

A strange sexual act where a guy ejaculates in a girls mouth, then she bites his penis. This act makes her resemble a rabid dog with cum as "raby foam".
My girfriend gave me a rabid dog last night. I thought it would hurt, but it was actually really hot. Rabid Dog (sexual act)
by TheMomFromSpyKids March 02, 2011
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