dumb as a post

To be dumb as a post. A post sticking out of the ground is pretty darn dumb.

He is truly dumb as a post!

by songwrtr54 November 16, 2009

Think of my vagina as a vase

Heard on "The Real Housewives of NYC"

A phrase used to indicate that men should romance a lady a bit and send flowers when the relationship is reaching an intimate phase.

If you want to have sex, think of my vagina as a vase.

by irish_luvr April 20, 2009

ugly as a hat full of arseholes

someone who is incredibaly ugly and not even a mother could love them

your as ugly as a hat full of arseholes

by nwaa April 23, 2006

As fresh as a stroll on the beach

A phrase used to describe the odor produced by a woman's vagina. This is a polite way of saying that her vulva smells like dead sea creatures.

Doug: I remember the first time I got into Nicole's panties.

Phil: Oh yeah? What was it like?

Doug: As fresh as a stroll on the beach, man.

Phil: That seems to be everybody's opinion of what her crotch smells like. Rotting salmon, decomposing shrimp, with a hint of dead walrus.

by blenderhead91 April 25, 2010

queer as a plaid rabbit

A flamer, someone that is more gay than gay, when no other words suffice to describe how gay someone is. the worst possible case of being a flamer

Elton John is as queer as a plaid rabbit.

by prodigy_16 September 9, 2005

asasin

Hey! Learn how to spell "asasin" correct it's Assassin Jeez

You: "Hey look at that asasin"
Me: "ASASIN?!!? ASASIN?!! Bro ITS SPELT ASSASSIN!

by RazbowWolf July 21, 2017

Asal

Booty will become booty

She is the world's most beautiful girl on the earth. His eyes shine like a fire. He has a perfect body. Never hurry to hurt this perfect girl. She knows how to listen to everyone and helps. He has a warm heart that goes beyond the earth. Asal is a good girlfriend, the boys are really fond of Asal once she sees her. Asal is absolutely perfect and certainly sexy!

by Selsku 12 October 21, 2018