Almost midnight

When someone is seriously considering to commit suicide

Hey I think it's the end for me, it's almost midnight

by Mhaej January 3, 2019

Almighty Magical Rickster

before engaging in sexual intercourse you pour French's mustard, FRENCH'S only then you apply it with the tip of your nose on the womans vagina while slightly moving upwards and collecting a handful of dingleberries which are forcibly plugged into the females ears to the point where they can't hear, after the male dips his penis in hott salsa and penetrates the female's eye sockett pushing her eyeball back (only to be done on left eye) then the female rests her tongue on the male's gooch while she sprinkles pepper on his genitals and continues to lick it up until clean at which point the male inserts his penis in the womans anus and licks her sweaty armpits. All of which must be done while the female has one hand tied behind her back, hoping in circles on one leg.....while on fire! After the male pulls her hair up imitating a troll doll and punches her straight in the nose causing the blood to rub in with his semen in and around her mouth!

-Dude did you try the almighty magical rickster on your girl for your anniversary?
-yea dude
-so what happened?
-she is currently in intensive care for 2nd degree burns, waiting for an eye donation and just yesterday she was able to sit without ripping the 69 stitches that were given to her anus.
-oh so pretty good i guess

by ricky_pro June 20, 2008

alma

a name given to a usally small want to be punker girl.

Dude alma changed her hair again

by Dakota Charles September 18, 2006

almirah

a cupboard (i think the word is of indian association because thats where ive heard it the most often)

Sam had to buy a new almirah to keep all the clothes he bought from the thanksgiving sale!

by Fahad January 12, 2005

almdudler

Almdudler:

Cultdrink from Austira,

Almdudler is a herbs-softdrink from Austira with a very awesome taste, you can find this drink especially when you're skiing in Germany or Austira, it's just cult !!! and very traditional. Since 1957. Almdudler produce over 80 million liters of Almdudler every year.

- wow that was a pretty awesome skiing day let's get something to drink, what do you guy drink in Austria ?
~ Almdudler of course, you'll love it buddy, let's get some ...

by Flint Ranch May 14, 2006

Almond

In middle eastern cultures, the almond is a symbol of the vagina.

In addition, almond can refer to the part of the brain called the amygdala, which translates to "almond." The amygdala is important in very basic emotions of aggression and fight or flight. However, studies have also demonstrated the importance of the amygdala in sexual arousal. For men, this portion of the brain lights up while looking at visualizations of sexy women. For women, the amygdala is activated only when she feels both a sexual and emotional connection to what she is shown.

Now you all learned something new!

"I love her tasty almond"

"You know her almond is lighting up!"

by Smart Ass 137 July 29, 2012

almanac

The Book with all the Information..... and no it isn't a black book.. that isn't the main PHONE BOOK EITHER KATIE HOUFF

" didn't konw there was an Almanac?" Katie Houff

by CaptainCrunch April 4, 2003