Alan is a wonderful guy with a MASSIVE heart. He also has EXTRA big feet. Has fluffy guinea pigs called Spud and Doug, they also have MASSIVE feet. Alan uses a lot of product on his beard that is really shiny and fluffy and nice.
Also he wants people to know that he has very masculine hands (WHICH ARE ALSO BIG).
Alan likes soup and brown hair ;)
Also he wants people to know that he has very masculine hands (WHICH ARE ALSO BIG).
Alan likes soup and brown hair ;)
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Loved by all the ladies
Respected but disliked by most men but his friends
Well dressed
Makes a woman feel like she is the only one
If someone is rude to Alan or others he always stand up
Loved by all the ladies
Respected but disliked by most men but his friends
Well dressed
Makes a woman feel like she is the only one
If someone is rude to Alan or others he always stand up
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