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Every single Urban Dictionary submission on the voting page

A bundle of awful insults aimed at random people who will probably never see them, lame jokes that aren't even funny, mountains of swearing and... Well, you don't want to know.
Person 1: What made you so annoyed just then?
Person 2: EVERY. SINGLE. URBAN. DICTIONARY. SUBMISSION. ON. THE. VOTING. PAGE.

Every single Urban Dictionary submission on the voting page is seriously screwed up.
by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017
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sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance

A funny way of saying that one is sweating profusely. The humor is derived from the fact that kd lang is a dyke, and would no doubt be uncomfortable surrounded by breeder Jesus freaks.
"I'm sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance!" - Lisa Lampanelli (comedienne)
by thatzhowiroll June 26, 2008
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Once you go black you become a Single mom

When a white women decided to become sexually and or romantically involved with a Black male and she becomes pregnant. The Black male typically ditches the pregnant white women making her a single mother.
Miles- Hanna I wouldnt date Damian.
Donna- Why not he seems nice.
Miles- Hanna once you go black you become a single mom.
Donna- Thats the last thing I need in my life.
Miles- what is that?
Donna- A cribmidget.

Miles- I gotcha
by Leroy McLevine June 10, 2011
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SWM (Single White MAGA)

Do you even really need a fucking definition for what these involuntary celibates are? It's pretty self-explanatory ffs.
Holy shit there's a lot of SWM (Single White MAGA) on the Facebook tonight talking about what they'd do the first time they see a non-digitalized vagina
by BeelzeDerp May 5, 2022
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dysphoric singleness

Dysphoric singleness is the state of being unable to enter a romantic relationship due to being perpetually rejected.
She's going through Dysphoric singleness
by Fsirccpo July 3, 2024
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Single

Jade is single and ready to mingal
by Uniunij December 16, 2017
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Single Train

When you've been single for a while, you officially come aboard the single train, where you will most likely be lonely for the rest of your life. To drive the single train means you've been single for a very long time.
Person 1: Bro I gotta get back into dating, I've been on the single train for a whole year now
Person 2: ha lonely ass hoe
by yourdadlmao March 2, 2020
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