Sergeant Major

The highest enlisted rank in the Army and Marines. His job is to be a dick.

Soldier: Good morning, Sergeant Major.

Sergeant Major: How do you know what kinda goddamn day it is?

Soldier: Beautiful day, Sergeant Major.

Sergeant Major: What are you, a fucking weatherman?

by AragornElessar February 08, 2024

sexually majored

The term Majored or Sexually Majored as more precise description is to have fantastic anal sex.

She will enjoy being Sexually Majored by Major Tom.

by December 21, 2021

Major Player

HUSBANDDDDDDD

Major Player is my favorite Toontown boss

by Sqwimble McWimble May 12, 2024

Major Key

Referring to the Goetia, the Lesser Key of Solomon, also known as Clavicula Salomonis Regis or Lemegeton, is an anonymous grimoire on demonology. This is a nod to ritualistic satanic sacrifice.

"Can you believe that crap DJ Khaled song went platinum?"
"Sure can, he did a ritual and summoned a demon that wanted a sacrifice."
"Major key alert!"

by Mercedes Moon January 13, 2021

major key

How has no one explained this here, A MAJOR KEY IS WHAT THEY DONT WANT YOU TO HAVE.

OH MY GOD THERE ISNT A DEFINITION OF MAJOR KEYS BECAUSE THEY DONT WANT YOU TO HAVE MAJOR KEY DEFINITIONS

by mikemajorkey February 10, 2016

major key

Originated by DJ Khaled, a major key is something that can help you in life, whether it's making you look cool, or causing you to have fun... it's a key to success.

"I just got these new sunglasses... major key alert."
"These new sunglasses are a major key"

by MM-Money March 11, 2016

major key

Major key is the key to success, the ultimatum to blessing up. Thank you DJ Khaled.

Major key to being rich is not being poor. Bless up, they don't want us to win, so I win.

by JaxonWaxonTaxon March 15, 2016