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douche bubble

There was a douche-bag in a hummer that cut me off the other day. His douche bubbles waved at me from the back seat.
by Z3NM0NK August 24, 2009
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douche-a vu

a. Having a sudden sensation, upon meeting an incredibly douchey person, of feeling a rift in space-time, whilst thinking you've met this person before.

b. An obnoxious individual who seems to cheaply imitate the swag of someone you know.
Jenn: (whispers) Doesn't this guy remind of Bobby?

Trish: (whispers back) Yeah, I'm totally having douche-a vu right now.

Jenn: Me too!
by Hey Geez December 5, 2014
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douche stick

The name for electronic cigarettes and/or vape smoking devices. Mainly named this because people who smoke them are total douche bags.
Dude, don't smoke that douche stick around me.

Haha, check that clown out rockin' the Ed Hardy and hitting the douche stick!
by TheRealReal March 14, 2014
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douche moment

when a 'friend' displays immaturity through a pay-out or put down, usually a completely random insult to achieve sadistic pleasure such as facebook 'likes'. only a real douche bag of a guy would randomly pay-out another. this cannot be titled to a true friend, as no true friend would do it. several things can happen before a douche moment; his mum could be selling herself, his girlfriend on pms, feeling unloved or sad with being a failure.
Alex: "hey i heard Daniel's being a real ass to Sam"
Joe: "yeah did you see what Daniel wrote on his wall?"
Alex: "yeah that was a real douche moment"
by imagit July 3, 2012
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Monkey Douche

When a women is crouching/squatting in the tub naked facing the faucet with it running. She then repeadetly catches water in her hands and hand over hand begins tossing it into her vagina in hopes to extract male sperm (cum) out of her. The motion similar to that of a monkey throwing there feces hand over hand over there shoulders. (Yet in the situations one hand at a time and into there vagina)
Male: Hey hunny I hear the shower running. Coming in to join you. hehehe

Female: (not responding/did not hear)

Male: (sneaks in and sees her in tub) Um hey...

Female: GET OUT OF HERE!!

Male: Did I just catch you doing a Monkey Douche
by Skillet Sensation July 9, 2010
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Douche Puppet

A man whom is dressed by his high maintenance girlfriend to appear as a "brand whore" or "douche - bag". From the Ralph Lauren shirts with popped collars, fake tan, conji tattoo, crooked hat or spiked hair and Polo Sport cologne. Must be consuming a Grey Goose Martini.
Matt is Sally's little douche-puppet!

That high maintenance bitch has really dressed him like a douche puppet.

If he could dress himself, he wouldnt look like a douche puppet.
by Leaky1111 December 10, 2009
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a douche of emos

n. The collective term for a group of emos, as pod is to whales or pride is to lions.
Look out honey, a douche of emos nearly stumbled into you.

Hey look at that, a douche of emos.

...It was a amazing, you almost never see a douche of emos roaming around in the wild like that.
by Mirrors July 13, 2009
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