warm noodle

When it’s cold outside and you get a boner that goes down against your leg, feeling like a warm noodle.

Me: Dude i was outside and my warm noodle came again.

by crustmeister December 18, 2017

nectar noodle

The part of the butterfly in which it dips nectar from. It’s twirrely tounge. Nectar noodle.

Did you see that nectar noodle today?

by PeachyKat October 21, 2019

Puppy Noodle

A new term for a snake.

Ohh look, a Puppy Noodle is over there wook at its widdle face!

by Da_Evil_Doggo May 09, 2018

Mop Noodles

Ramen Noodles, the cheap ones you can buy for like $0.10.

Get your poor ass to the store and buy me some mop noodles! We ongry!

by Galfinkus October 25, 2010

noodle noccer

someone who has the decency and respect to get out of the car to shoot you, instead of commiting a drive-by

Gang Member #1: Why are you gettin' out of the car? Just blast those guys from the car!
Gang Memeber #2: Hell no Cuz! We ain't do no drive-bys around here. We hop out! Noodle Noccers Cuz!
Gang Member #1: Good plan! That's so much more respectable!

by Street's Disciple 89 May 23, 2007

Fluffy Noodle

An energetic cat or kitten.

The fluffy noodle squirmed out of my hand.

by Annabellemapel July 27, 2016

Douche-noodle

A cross between a douchebag and a wet noodle

Look at that douche-noodle who cut us off ?? Now they’re driving in front of us like, a granny driving home from Sunday church.

by Kel82 January 13, 2018