1. A beautiful and pudgy boy who is known to flash his penis in the bathroom while changing for marching band and is very open about body positivity. He plays the trumpet and excels and it as well.
2. Daddy Material.
2. Daddy Material.
Dude 1: "Hey, who's that guy flashing his penis in the bathroom while we are changing for marching band?"
Dude 2: "Oh, that's Landon Rossi. He is known for flashing people in the bathroom and he also excels at the trumpet as well."
Dude 1: "Didn't ask."
Dude 2: "Oh, that's Landon Rossi. He is known for flashing people in the bathroom and he also excels at the trumpet as well."
Dude 1: "Didn't ask."
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“Zack Bryan asked Landon to open for him, but Landon was making a cup of ramen. He said, “maybe later, bruh”.
“Landon’s fans drink a fifth of vodka and just drive. Sometimes they have a girlfriend in the trunk.”
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