mushy grape

the act where a guy shits on his balls then slaps somone in the face with them

jake- hey you want a mushy grape
shay-o yeah give it to me on my nine incher

by nineincher October 13, 2010

Cheese and Grapes

The food of the gods. Zeus famously murdered his own father, Kronos, over a plate of cheese and grapes.

Thank the lord for cheese and grapes.

by SmartyPants222222222222 September 20, 2012

raise grapes

When you place each hand under a testical and simultaniously raise them up and then lower them back down.

"My father had a vinyard here, he used to raise grapes."

"I BOUGHT U BREAKFAST!"

by Ewahl January 6, 2009

Pruning Grapes

The act of artistically styling one's own pubic hair to maximize testicular succulence.

Brad became a man the day he began pruning grapes.

by Oregon Hipster July 27, 2016

bag of grapes

A play on the phrase “ya bag of.....”, meaning: Aren’t you special all popular for nothing for no reason at all. Just like grapes.

Sam: Oh shes famous for being on youtube

Mr. O: Isnt she a bag of grapes

by MrOSuperMan November 21, 2017

salty grape

Eating a "Salty grape" shows how salty one other person is and "butthurt" which is usually used to tilt or fuck with other people

Men: YO GET DESTROYED IN BASKETBALL 60 POINTS IN THE FIRST QUATER
Men 2: THATS CUZ MY TEAM IS BAD
Men: only salty grapes man

by Derpyried February 15, 2018

Grape fairy

A silly idiot or bad person

Lily and Hattie are grape fairys

by TW Flaccid December 30, 2017