Crispy Cone

A sunburnt penis of an old man

Did you see that boomer tanning naked over there? He's got the smallest crispy cone I've ever seen.

by ChaoticWeiner March 28, 2025

Crispy Crew

A group of five, Crispy Crewmates. They all get crispy and do the big dance, buddy runs it all.

When life gets hazy, you know it's about to get Crispy, because the Crew is here!

Yoo, did you see the Crispy Crew last night?
Wow, big chance to get Crispy with the Crew.
Skibidi ohio sigma, Crispy Crew in the house!

by skidibiland2 May 6, 2025

Crispy ghost

When a man wipes the end of his dick off after cumming with a Kleenex and it dries standing up looking like a ghost.

Oh man, you have a whole graveyard of crispy ghosts by your bed!

by Squeeler5000 May 31, 2025

Mr. Crispy

Mr. Crispy is a man who can only be described as a living legend. His sheer agility and overwhelming confidence cannot be matched. Mr. Crispy is rarely seen because he's always two steps ahead of you. All who gaze upon him will soon suffer devastating defeat, of which none can prepare for. He lives in the wind and feeds on making you look like a noob. It is said that the only way to summon Mr. Crispy, though not recommended, is to cook bacon to the perfect level of crispiness and then scream at the top of your lungs, "I am the crispy king!".

Person who sees Mr. Crispy: "Hey! It's Mr. Cri... damn. I just suffered the most devastating defeat."

by BoieZee1992 December 25, 2022

crispy killcams

a youtube series from the hit youtuber Crispy Concords when he started youtube

Lets watch some Crispy Killcams

by FlemishParis July 4, 2023

crispy men

A man just out the fryer, so yummy, so young, so… good…

Girl 1: woah! Look at those men!
Girl 2: yeah, I wonder what their names are.
Girl 3: crispy men. They are just like McDonald’s fries.
Girl 2:fat bitch.

by Gooeybeans July 5, 2023

Crispy Chicken Corridor

A term used to describe the mental state of fast food workers, where time does not pass, and every moment extends into oblivion, like an infinite hallway. (It feels like the shift never ends)

"Well guys, it's 3:00 PM, school's out. We've officially entered the Crispy Chicken Corridor."

by LimeWood December 20, 2025