Brandon

Brandons are the most amazing guys you will ever meet. Usually know for their really massive dicks (🍆) they are exteremly caring and sweet as well as fun. Brandons appear like assholes and meanies, but the people closest to them know deep down they're sweethearts

Friend 1: All the girls are always going after him, why?

Friend 2: Because he's a Brandon

Friend 3: You know they say about Brandons?

All: Big Dicks and even bigger hearts

by Look at me bitch October 7, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is a person who fails in school and just plays super smash bros ultimate all day

He has a few friends and loves pokemon, he's short and crazy probably cause he doesnt eat at lunch but mostly eats microchips

Me: look at Brandon he's eating his daily drive
Friend: yeah but he sucks at smash and Joseph is better

by Anonymous. JB October 11, 2019

Brandon

Someone who loves Kayla more.

Brandon In fact fact does love Kayla more.

by Brando2611 October 14, 2019

Brandon

A total asshole who thinks he knows everything a compete know it all and is also total pansey

Brandon a total prick you don’t wont your daughter around.

by xxmichealblack10xx May 24, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is the worst kind of friend you could possibly meet. He is always going out of his way to make your life miserable

Brandon can die.

by Whdhdjjdajdjjc May 26, 2018

Brandon

Brandon will always love the most beautiful girl in the world and it's always Denise she is beautiful, sexy and there are so many other things but it will take to long to explain. Ohhh and by the way Brandon will always love Denise more and nothing will ever change that.

Brandon loves Denise waaaaaay more and he will always love her more then she will ever.

by Love2.0 December 18, 2017

Brandon

Sexiest in the world. Has a big nob 😉

Brandon has a big nob
I wish I was a Brandon

by Branner64 January 9, 2018