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Bloody Simba

When a man fucks a female until her vagina bleeds uncontrollably. He then punches her in the right kidney and as she drops to the floor the man does a swift Rafiki move across her for head with his blood covered penis! Then pick her up and hold her over the balcony and chant SIMBAAAAAA!!
That bitch is being fucking lippy I am going to skull drag her up to my balcony and “Bloody Simba” her like she deserves
by Colemansense March 22, 2019
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Bloody Marco

Similar to a bloody Mary with the distinct difference of extra spice!
You want a bloody Mary? I need to sweat out this hangover, I'll take a Bloody Marco!
by anonymous October 2, 2020
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Bloody Chowder

A female who is on her period and had has a chunky ass yeast infection.
“Bro when I went down on her she had a bloody chowder.”
by MadDawgRawDawg October 7, 2018
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bloody brown

A1C Brown discharging a brown lumpy substance from the penis after sex with Frazier
Bro that bloody brown was amazing
by Jahns johnson July 29, 2014
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Bloody Melissa

When a woman has intense anal sex with a partner, leading to a tear inside of the anus causing bleeding and discomfort.
I couldn't workout today due to Steven giving me a bloody Melissa during buttsex.
by Theamateuramerican February 5, 2023
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Bloody Astronaught

When a man sticks a condom over his head, and into a woman's vagina when on her period and then pulls it out and blows, inflating the condom, now covered with blood.
"Damn, that girl's pussy was so loose and I could easily do a bloody astronaught with her."
by Austaul Hattavitch September 23, 2005
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Bloody Mary

When a lady is masturbating for a man's viewing pleasure and pulls out her bloody tampon and whips the guy in the face with it, smearing blood on his face. Best performed on heavy flow days for maximum effect.
I got revenge on Dirty Sanchz last night when I introduced him to Bloody Mary.
by Bloody karly March 24, 2009
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