Me: "Hey guys I'm bisexual"
Friends: "Pick a fucking side and settle down! You're only doing it for attention!"
Friends: "Pick a fucking side and settle down! You're only doing it for attention!"
by Flexiglass June 27, 2020

by SpyderMBX April 12, 2019

Just another excuse for an emo to be "misunderstood". Emos think of it as coming out of the closet. I think of it as coming out of the pantry.
by Mike of The Narkotics June 27, 2008

when 2 dudes and a girl have sex and the boy fucks the boy while fucking the girl and the girl and the boy sucked the other guys dick
by THEABNORMALRUSH March 10, 2021

The act of a bisexual person claiming to only like whatever gender would be most convenient for them at the moment.
I was getting harassed by some guy at the bar so I used my weaponized bisexuality and told him I like girls.
by dirteater January 29, 2022

by Friendly From the Hood January 23, 2020

Semi-Bisexual is when you only like one gender its like being bisexual which is liking both genders but only liking one gender this is mainly use as a joke through out the internet
by ǝuǝפ October 20, 2023
