April 13

National monsterfucking day.

It's April 13th? Time to find sukuna!

by Sukunaissexy April 12, 2021

November 13

NOVEMBER 13 IS NO HOMO DAY!!

YBN Burger: Hey today is November 13 so we can suck each other and it’ll be no homo

by YBN Burger October 17, 2020

October 13

Nation Kiss your boyfriend

Hey it’s October 13 go kiss him already

by Nickboi9990 October 12, 2021

April 13

nation don’t listen to your parents day

Mom: honey!
You: *silence
* next days*

You: hey mom and dad
Them: ohhhhhh it was april 13

by machary April 6, 2022

13 February

The day when the best people were born. It's a special day because every year on this day someone get's diarrhoea.

- Omg, you've been in the toilet the whole day!!!
- What can I do? It's 13 February.

by Nexxxy November 23, 2021

September 13

Grab your crush’s neck day

Tj : bro did u see Mya today?
Omar : yea she was just at the park
Tj : ight i’m finna pull up on her cuz she lookin too fine today
Omar : ight
pulls up to the park*
Leslie : omg Mya..Tj is here
Mya : lord he is so fine
Tj walks up to Mya*
Tj : hey Mya
Mya : hey Tj
hugs*
Tj : you know what day it is right?
Mya : nahh i don’t
Tj grabs her by the neck gently, makes eye contact, and kisses her*
Leslie : *gasps* oh shi-
Mya : *whispers* dam that gave me butterflies
Tj : *whispers to Mya* it’s September 13th *laughs*
Mya : ohhhhh
Leslie : girl what just happened
Mya : it’s September 13th..
Leslie : ohhhhhhhhh

i hope y’all enjoyed the little story lol
i did this because i’m bored :)
!!NO REAL INFO IS BEING SHARED!!

by prettykayyy08 September 11, 2022

May 13

If you born on this day. You love to do that shit … all the time

Yeah bruh born on may 13 heard them foos love to do that shit.

“what shit?”

Suck dick

by Hearditdidntsayit May 12, 2022