Baser moment

A moment where your average pot head / stoner could sound like a absaloute baser.

Jimmy:"yo Timmy why are you trying those pills man?"
Timmy:"what ever works man, know what I mean?"
Jimmy:"bro, you just had a baser moment, sounded like a crack head man."

by Miketoad March 25, 2010

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Riley Moment

A sentence/thought so mind boggling it could only be thought up by Riley

Riley: "I think stupidity is just a black person thing."
Everyone: "That's a Riley moment if I've ever heard one."

by Carti'sWaifu March 6, 2022

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The moment when you get done pooping and you look at it and say, wow, that's a total Kodak moment, you then take a picture of it on your phone and send it to all your friends. (best to do it before u wipe so there is no toilet paper in the picture)

Person: WOW! That's a poodak moment, my friends have got to see this. (proceeds to send pictures to friends)
Friend 1: eww!
Friend 2: GROSS
Friend 3: your fucked up

Friend 4: check out this monster crap (sends picture of a monster turd)

by jimmyswanboi October 25, 2012

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Dale moment

Performing an extreme fuck up even though you do most things right.

Friend 1: "9+2 is 10 right?"
Friend 2: "Bro are you serious?"
Friend 1: "Oh shit did I just have a fucking massive dale moment?"

by Jot44 February 9, 2022

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Jess Moment

1. When you are disappointed that your swimmers can’t go under 4:40 in the 500 free.

2. When you feel highly disrespected because someone winked at you.

3. When you feel immense hatred for famous youtuber “Joeshark”

4. When you have no care for the mental health of your athletes

Hey Matt you’re giving me a Jess moment. We wanted you under 4:40.

by NineK March 18, 2021

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